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So, what's the funniest joke yall ever heard?


Patrick Smith
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So, what's the funniest joke y'all ever heard?

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Naomi C
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A man is flying in a hot-air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man below. He lowers the balloon farther and shouts, "Excuse me! Can you tell me where I am?"

 

The man below says: "Yes, you're in a hot-air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field."

 

"I am," replies the man. "How did you know?"

 

"Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but it's no use to anyone."

 

The man below says, "You must be in management."

 

"I am," replies the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

 

"Well," says the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're going, but you expect me to be able to help. You're in the same position you were before we met, but now it's my fault."

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Jane Andre Clayton
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Well, this one has been all over the internet for a long time. Some say it actually happened but I still think its the funniest joke I ever heard. It goes like so:


Some engineering students were asked in a mid term exam:

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or Endothermic (absorbs heat)?

 

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law, (gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:

 

"First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.

 

Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand as souls are added. This gives two possibilities:

 

If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa Banyan during my Freshman year, "...that it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you." and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then, #2 cannot be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and will not freeze."

 

This student received the only A.

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